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Just because the party animals cant speak!!!

We went for a party today ...ya before you get images of meagerly clad diaphane time pieces dilly dallying to gentleman.Gaga and lady Bieber numbers, it was the FIRST birthday party of Pranihitha , the daughter of a colleague of mine...Nice food, nice atmosphere etc etc .

But one thing confused me thoroughly though: there was this girl (errr...i presume you still call ladies below 25 a girl right? 25 years, not waistline ) from my team who was going around kissing every other person. I mean, accepted the person/persons on the receiving end was below 11 months old,... but just because they dont have the ability to speak out and express their thoughts doesn't mean they don't have their rights, right :) ?? shouldn't someone speak for them? If only they could speak, am sure u cud've heard more human anatomical bibliography/references than in a research paper from John Hopkins...or atleast something on the lines of "Who do u think you are,a kissing bandit? Henry Kissinger? Richard Gere, Imran Hush-me ?? ...Kiss my a**s instead...(err the kids meant kiss my arms instead, its your grown up mind you a**h*** which is conjuring other 'gluttonous' maximus images..arms-haul i meant :P )"

Nevertheless the point am trying to make here is, u never ask a chicken whether you can eat it or not right? do u? (well i actually do, but they never seem to reply from my plate somehow though ) :P....that was a bad example i accept, still...i vociferously hereby register my protest on behalf of all the minority (errr, I mean all below the speaking age, though i accept that clause might TECHNICALLY include Manmohan Singh) ...I have a dream, all white kids, black kids, desi kids, chinese kids, nicole kids-mans...err, whatever whatever.... no one must kiss them without their written permission!...oops, they cant write also at that age is it...?.errr...without their psycho-chromatic permission ... Amen!

Signed, Soap Maker: Martin "Lather" King

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sting bite

for the insect bite on my leg i go to a doctor and she was like:u need to get this thing called artery-vein profiling costing 3000Rs, only then will i prescribe u any medicine.i tried arguing with her for sometime, but she was stubborn.hell bolke i spend 3000Rs for it and take the report to her:shez like- yeah, ur blood circulation is fine, i'll prescribe u regular antibiotics now. I was like: errr.can u look carefully once more,are u sure there is nothing wrong and this is plain infection? for 3000Rs cant u atleast say there is one bee sting inside.damn!

thank you spider who made my purse empty by 5000Rs in one day.